robot_maid
Thursday, November 18, 2004 11:54 PM
robots are so damned awesome
they have feelings too...
how would you like to be
a robot_maid?
i know i'd be bummed...
-miss del real
p.s. WARNING: low levels
(robot apologizes, she did not
want to wake her owners up...)
Friday, November 19, 2004 03:17:12 PM
It is so sad. It is so sad to be a pink maid robot. Sometimes when it ends in church the self-explosion light starts to flicker. It is so so sad, and sad songs are the logical songs (sometimes).
Friday, November 19, 2004 03:40:18 PM
very cool. dreamy and lonesome.
Posted by: eatsdrummachine
Monday, November 29, 2004 07:10:12 AM
Sure, it's sad being a pink robot, never mind the sex! I wonder if you've been poking around in the robot's brain, young lady? You know what could happen...
Upon listening to this, I pictured the daily inner workings of the enslaved automaton's nerve center, circuits opening and closing, synthetic synapses firing [with a lot of little sparks and Hollywood lightning flashes for effect] as the robot maid begins to ponder the meaning of her "life."
"Oh the humanity!" she moans. "If they only hadn't given me this emotional bullshit to deal with. Ack! Snarp! Must kill! Piss off, human! Wash you own damn underwear! Must destroy humanity! Kill! Kill!"
Sorry, got a bit carried away...
Enjoyed fantasizing about the death of the human race while listening to this, Jen! :D